Wow. I mean really, wow. Words cannot describe this movie. The three sentences I just wrote are not meant as praise. 'Wow' does not mean amazing. On the contrary, this movie may have been the worst I have ever watched all the way through. It was terrible, and terrible is not a word we toss around lightly here on Ultimate Reviews. Usually a bad movie gets a 6 or 5 from me at worst, but this just takes the cake of terribility. It follows the story of four middle-aged, rich men in a motorcycle 'gang' who decide they've had enough of living inside the box (in other words, they're experiencing a midlife crisis). Doug (Tim Allen), Woody (John Travolta), Bobby (Martin Lawrence), and Dudley (William Macy) fly along the open road from Ohio to the golden California coast just to experience the freedom of being alone. They experience some troubles along the way, including a lack of humor. In fact, I think I could count the number of times I laughed during this movie on one finger. Yes folks, it was that bad. This movie actually seemed more appropriate for a 3 year old, despite the PG-13 rating. Anyways, the 'gang' runs into a homosexual cop (John McGinley) and a gang of rogue bikers along the way. I guess the best part (best meaning the only part I didn't want to die of boredom) was towards the end in a small New Mexican town, but I won't ruin it for you (actually, it won't matter, since you should never, ever see this movie). Just avoid it, please, for your sake.2/10. Wow. I mean really, wow. Words cannot describe this movie. The three sentences I just wrote are not meant as praise. 'Wow' does not mean amazing. On the contrary, this movie may have been the worst I have ever watched all the way through. It was terrible, and terrible is not a word we toss around lightly here on Ultimate Reviews. Usually a bad movie gets a 6 or 5 from me at worst, but this just takes the cake of terribility. It follows the story of four middle-aged, rich men in a motorcycle 'gang' who decide they've had enough of living inside the box (in other words, they're experiencing a midlife crisis). Doug (Tim Allen), Woody (John Travolta), Bobby (Martin Lawrence), and Dudley (William Macy) fly along the open road from Ohio to the golden California coast just to experience the freedom of being alone. They experience some troubles along the way, including a lack of humor. In fact, I think I could count the number of times I laughed during this movie on one finger. Yes folks, it was that bad. This movie actually seemed more appropriate for a 3 year old, despite the PG-13 rating. Anyways, the 'gang' runs into a homosexual cop (John McGinley) and a gang of rogue bikers along the way. I guess the best part (best meaning the only part I didn't want to die of boredom) was towards the end in a small New Mexican town, but I won't ruin it for you (actually, it won't matter, since you should never, ever see this movie). Just avoid it, please, for your sake.
